Five bad pick-up lines from 'Frozen'
If you are scouring Disney films for pick-up lines, you probably have bigger problems than getting dates. (Don’t worry, I’m right there with you.) Anyway, here are five pick-up lines from Frozen that you won’t want to use.
5. “We’ll need a few days to plan the ceremony.” – It seems clever and says that you are ready for a commitment, but as Anna found out, you can’t marry someone you just met. What if you don’t like the way the person picks his or her nose and eats it? Everyone does.
4. “Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches.” – The double entendre here is sure to be missed by some and earn you cold shoulders from others. That is if they do not choose to slap you for being fresh.
3. “Cuties, I’m gonna keep you.” – First of all, this is creepy – Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater creepy. Secondly, it is addressed to more than one person. Unless you and they practice polygamy, which is illegal in the United States, it is wholly inappropriate.
2. “I will add in a quart of lutefisk so we have good feelings.” – Admittedly, this could work if the person is Scandinavian or of Scandinavian descent. Otherwise, eewwww.
1. “People smell better than reindeers.” – A funny song that should be left out of the dating scene. Unless you are a zookeeper or a reindeer herder, this song implies that you hang out with a lot of reindeer, and you smell people. (It could be worse, you could smell dead people, but that’s another movie.) Plus, it is grammatically incorrect. The plural of “reindeer” does not have an “s.” You are smarter than that.
People may tell you to keep your Disney habit hidden. Don't listen to that advice. Sooner or later your addiction will be clear. It is just better to have it out there at the beginning. After all, if the other person doesn't love Disney as much as you do, your life will not be as much fun as you constantly struggle to conceal and not feel your true emotions about Mickey and his pals. You saw how well that worked for Elsa. Let it go, have some fun and eliminate the fear that someone might discover who you truly are.
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5. “We’ll need a few days to plan the ceremony.” – It seems clever and says that you are ready for a commitment, but as Anna found out, you can’t marry someone you just met. What if you don’t like the way the person picks his or her nose and eats it? Everyone does.
4. “Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches.” – The double entendre here is sure to be missed by some and earn you cold shoulders from others. That is if they do not choose to slap you for being fresh.
3. “Cuties, I’m gonna keep you.” – First of all, this is creepy – Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater creepy. Secondly, it is addressed to more than one person. Unless you and they practice polygamy, which is illegal in the United States, it is wholly inappropriate.
2. “I will add in a quart of lutefisk so we have good feelings.” – Admittedly, this could work if the person is Scandinavian or of Scandinavian descent. Otherwise, eewwww.
1. “People smell better than reindeers.” – A funny song that should be left out of the dating scene. Unless you are a zookeeper or a reindeer herder, this song implies that you hang out with a lot of reindeer, and you smell people. (It could be worse, you could smell dead people, but that’s another movie.) Plus, it is grammatically incorrect. The plural of “reindeer” does not have an “s.” You are smarter than that.
People may tell you to keep your Disney habit hidden. Don't listen to that advice. Sooner or later your addiction will be clear. It is just better to have it out there at the beginning. After all, if the other person doesn't love Disney as much as you do, your life will not be as much fun as you constantly struggle to conceal and not feel your true emotions about Mickey and his pals. You saw how well that worked for Elsa. Let it go, have some fun and eliminate the fear that someone might discover who you truly are.
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Five bad pick-up lines from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
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