Superhero protection according to Tim
by Tim Anvarov
Reading this article, which Shad based on a 9GAG post and our last night's conversation, I couldn't stop myself from writing a post about how wrong and right he is at the same time.
Superman seems to be a clear choice; however, Flash is not that bad, either. In fact, what is his maximum speed? Large enough to put a client on the shoulder and to move around so fast that no one else will be able even to see them. Even Superman, yes. It clearly will require Superman to turn EVERYTHING into ashes in very random directions so that he could accidentally hit the target, which is likely to eliminate quite a few innocent people (like really a lot).
Even genius Tony “Iron Man” Stark will need years to develop a technology that recognizes two people moving around faster than light. And perhaps create new laws of physics. Clearly, even moneybags Stark cannot afford this.
Nevertheless, there is something Tony Stark could afford if he was to protect the person. Comics about superheroes usually imply epic super battles, but why shall we go the same way? Clearly, Tony Stark (as well as Batman) could pay for plastic surgery and a new passport for the client. Easy.
So could Robin. As a superhero, he is always in the shadow of others, and with his access to Batman's technologies, he could do the same as Batman or Tony Stark while still staying unnoticed. That is really an impressive way to deal with the other 9, who seem to be an impossible-to-deal-with team of geniuses, riches and guys with enormously badass destructive superpowers.
Then SHIELD traces the person down, perhaps gives them away to any of the 9, and Robin gets killed in action. So it goes.
Reading this article, which Shad based on a 9GAG post and our last night's conversation, I couldn't stop myself from writing a post about how wrong and right he is at the same time.
Superman seems to be a clear choice; however, Flash is not that bad, either. In fact, what is his maximum speed? Large enough to put a client on the shoulder and to move around so fast that no one else will be able even to see them. Even Superman, yes. It clearly will require Superman to turn EVERYTHING into ashes in very random directions so that he could accidentally hit the target, which is likely to eliminate quite a few innocent people (like really a lot).
Even genius Tony “Iron Man” Stark will need years to develop a technology that recognizes two people moving around faster than light. And perhaps create new laws of physics. Clearly, even moneybags Stark cannot afford this.
Nevertheless, there is something Tony Stark could afford if he was to protect the person. Comics about superheroes usually imply epic super battles, but why shall we go the same way? Clearly, Tony Stark (as well as Batman) could pay for plastic surgery and a new passport for the client. Easy.
So could Robin. As a superhero, he is always in the shadow of others, and with his access to Batman's technologies, he could do the same as Batman or Tony Stark while still staying unnoticed. That is really an impressive way to deal with the other 9, who seem to be an impossible-to-deal-with team of geniuses, riches and guys with enormously badass destructive superpowers.
Then SHIELD traces the person down, perhaps gives them away to any of the 9, and Robin gets killed in action. So it goes.