The Chicken (W)Rap
My tribute to Weird Al Yankovic
Went to the deli just the other day Had a huge hunger and had to say “What do you serve that’s filling, yo?” The lady at the counter said, “You gotta know. Our chicken wrap is the deffest thing out there Straight out of Compton or at the state fair. Our chicken wrap is the talk of the land. It’ll go viral right out of your hand. Order the chicken and you’ll be glad you did. You’ll be rappin’ better than Play ‘N’ Kid.” She crossed her arms, and I made the order The chicken wrap’s five dollars and a quarter. I paid my bill and took a seat And when the wrap arrived, it looked so sweet. A spinach tortilla around all that bird With onions, lettuce, tomat – oh my word. It was so large I thought I’d be ill But it was so good; I couldn’t be still. I pounded it down like it was a nail. The wrap was so fresh; it couldn’t be stale. The tomatoes were juicy and the cheese was sharp. The dressing was light like an angel with a harp. The lettuce was crisp and the onions divine. The whole wrap so good I didn’t mind the line. The next time I’m hungry and need to get my fill I am going to get the wrap with chills and thrills. With this chicken wrap you’re never out of luck It’ll have you saying, “What the cluck?” “What the cluck?” “What the cluck?” |
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